…sitting in the chair at the day spa in mid-process of having her hair restored to its natural, vibrant color:
Adam: Hey! You kinda look like Grandpa Munster.
Me: [glare] Adam: Seriously, you have the whole vampire thing going on – you’ve got a widow’s peak from all that stuff plastered on.
Me: [glare] Adam: (laughing) AND you’re wearing a cape! Ha ha ha!
Adam mercifully leaves the room. I swivel around in my chair to look at myself in the mirror.
Me: Oh, my God! I’m a Munster!
***Note to self: Never take your husband with you to the beauty parlor. Just sayin’.